SUSAN GEORGE ENTER THE NINJA MOVIE
The movie wastes zero time nailing that point home: the opening credit sequence features Sho Kosugi-in full ninja garb-demonstrating his whole armory, from sai to shuriken.
Where Enter the Ninja truly succeeds is in making ninjas look unbelievably f*cking awesome. At least Nero oozes enough action star charisma from behind his bushy mustache that it’s easy to forget just how implausible he is as this particular story’s hero.
Nero wasn’t a martial artist, either-there’s obviously a stunt double in the action scenes, conveniently obscured by the white ninja garb. the bad guy’s hilarious whine: “I want my black ninja, and I want him now!”) The dialogue was dubbed in post, as Nero reportedly couldn’t pull off a Texan drawl the rest of the cast were also dubbed in a wide variety of accents, from British to Swedish, none of which make very much sense within a criminal organization based in Manilla.
It’s budget ‘80s action in all of its cheeseball glory, complete with goofy one-liners (i.e. That plot synopsis hardly conveys just how insane Enter the Ninja actually is. Conveniently, one of Cole’s bitter rivals is available for hire at the very same ninja school from which he just graduated… Venarius comes to the logical conclusion that the only way to kill a ninja is with another ninja. Luckily, Cole happens to be around to kick the shit out of literally dozens of these guys. Venarius wants Frank’s farmland, and he sends thugs to terrorize the impoverished villagers who live on it. Cole’s ninja training turns out to be a lucky coincidence, as Frank’s run afoul of an evil businessman named Venarius (Christopher George.) Venarius seems to have studied every page of the Bond villain handbook: he lives in a fancy tower keeps a swimming pool and half a dozen bathing beauties in his office buys matching white suits for his private army of goons and whose most trusty henchman has a hook for a hand. (Remember this: it becomes important later!) Cole packs up his ninja suit and associated arsenal and heads to the Philippines to visit his old war buddy, Frank, and meet his new wife, Mary-Ann (Susan George). After successfully dispatching all of his classmates in an extremely dangerous-looking jungle warfare simulation, we see him declared a master of ninjutsu this sparks an odd beef with classmate Hasegawa (Sho Kosugi), who has a problem with the idea of a non-Japanese ninja. We’re introduced to middle-aged badass Cole (Nero) at his graduation from Ninja School. His crazy choice to hire 40-year-old spaghetti Western star Franco Nero to play the film’s (literal) “white ninja” may seem suspect, but the odd casting is just where the delightful nuttiness of Enter the Ninja begins. The film was directed by b-movie king Menahem Golan, one half of the team behind The Cannon Group, the legendary production company that produced such VHS-era gems as Delta Force, Masters of the Universe, Breakin’ and Cobra. (Just look at that shameless, knockoff title!) Practically by accident, however, it was a major international hit, and started the ninja mania of the 1980s: a pop cultural obsession that spread across movies, cartoons, comic books, and video games of the era. Enter the Ninja was likely intended as nothing more than a slapdash cash-in on the 1970s’ martial arts movie craze.
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